He had a bleeding cut on his leg and he smelled like shit. Her nose wrinkled. "Step in something?" she asked innocently. mind was being hit by a cab, then landing on the lap of a naked man. With an erection, Anya. He had an erection.

Gena Showalter
About This Quote

This quote is a humorous take on a common question asked to a person who has been in a fight. When you're bleeding, it's important to clean the wound. If you wait until the blood has stopped flowing you could risk infection or death. If the wound is dirty, then you need to clean it.

This quote takes that idea and applies it to the act of sexual intercourse. When you're having sex someone might ask, "Step in something?" This is asking if you're experiencing an orgasm or not, which can be embarrassing if it's not happening for you.

Source: The Darkest Kiss

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